Club Hero

"Club Hero" is the fifth track from Inception of Perfection.

Story
"Club Hero" pokes fun at club music, reducing them to merely "bass" and "techno", as well as the people themselves that frequently go clubbing. As such, the track also explores the nightlife antics of the eponymous character, all with the intention of "getting laid". The song is mostly from the perspective of Club Hero himself; however, it begins and ends from the perspective of an acquaintance, who reveals that he actually holds romantic feelings for Club Hero and laments over the fact that his love is unrequited.

Lyrics
This is your moment! This is your time! Go get 'em, Club Hero Yeah Okay Alright Dropping beats Here we go Use one or two words, write any old shit Pounding techno beat, it's a number one hit More bass, more techno Pick up the bass, let's go More bass! More techno! x4 Bass! Techno! x4 In the club, everyone in their best gear From head-to-toe, trying not to leer Best place to be, 50p a drink Slam ten and three, insides all over the sink to the sound of more Bass! Techno! x2 Breaking out my best moves all over the floor I see their envious eyes, they're begging me for more Saved up all week, £10 entry I paid New suit, fresh hair, expensive aftershave, I'm just trying my best to get laid Been on the spade, it was so meant to be Using the best chat-up lines that my daddy taught me You don't need any money, girl, this ride is free Now get your coat, I ain't paying for that taxi, oh Club Hero, oh Club Hero You're the one everybody wants to know Club Hero, oh Club Hero I see you now putting on a show Club Hero, Club Hero Why can't we be together? Forever and ever Why can't it be Club Hero and me?

Personnel

 * Neil Beforeme – vocals, writer, programming

Trivia

 * Length: 2:55